These asparagus spears are one cat long.
It occurs to me that I should just measure stuff in units of cats. Everything is theirs anyway, so I might as well just make it work. I already assess mornings and temperatures in terms of waking up to a two cat morning versus a three cat morning- those are really cold!
Seems easier than the metric system.
Really?! This will probably be about my cats...or zombies. Whichevs.
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Really?! This will probably be about my cats...or zombies. Whichevs.
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Haha! I love it. 😀
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Thanks
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Yw
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Perfect!! Or should that be, purrfect!
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Exactly
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I agree. Except we all need to keep the “ass load” (depends on the size of the ass) and “fuck ton” (totally like way heavy) units as well.
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Absolutely. Because I want have an assload of cats and snuggle a fuck ton of kittens. 🙂
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