About

I want to have fun with this, dammit.

I spend a lot of my day editing myself at blank high school where I teach grades blankety-blank the exciting core subject of blaaaahhhhhh. There I go editing myself again. Sigh. This should serve as an outlet for me and

Match.com wouldn’t let me use this as a profile picture because there is a cleaver through my head. Sure, any dude can pose shirtless -gag, ick- but I can’t have a FAKE cleaver on my head? Maybe it was my beaver that offended them.

entertainment for others. I am available for book and movie deals, but my cats can’t act their ways out of paper bags. They’ve tried…literally. Boxes don’t work either.

( I can easily identify most furry local creatures. I caught a shrew once, c’mon. Unfortunately, I did not have any aggressive possum pictures and did not want to steal anyone’s photos. As soon as I have a photogenic possum encounter, I’ll switch this shit up.)

***Updated: FINALLY! A sort of aggressive- if stink eye counts- possum encounter!