Fine Dining

Miles only takes his lady to the finest places. Places with anticipation building wait times.

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Dinner Entertainment

This has become our evening ritual. I sit down to dinner and Olivia Wigglebothum waits patiently for THE STRING.

I keep THE STRING hidden. She can only play with it under supervision after infamously hogtying herself.

THE STRING gets dragged around and repeatedly taken to the box that dominates our living room. I just have to securely hold the other end.

Cue the sad music

I was trying to get some work done, but could hear the periodic rustle of paper in the living room somewhere out of my eye line. This could be one of the cats shredding important documents for me, or someone playing in the gigantic Amazon box that has been in the living room for months now.

The box has been a source of great entertainment. It’s fun to jump in and out of, especially with toys in one’s mouth. Olivia Wigglebothum’s newest dinner time game is to drag our string toy around while I eat. She jumps with it into the box, and then proceeds to shred the Hell out of the butcher paper as if hiding the string. The paper which started as several feet of solid wrapping is now the consistency of something you might put in a gerbil’s cage. To add interest, I recently cut a door and some “windows” in one side of the box. These are good for stealthy exits and for smacking the other cats.

However the rustling I was hearing was not the enthusiastic leaping and tearing about associated with the box. These rustles were the equivalents of dramatic, long-suffering sighs of tragic discomfort.

Birdie.

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Birdie had crafted a nest in the paper and was allegedly sleeping in between sadly rearranging her position. No one sleeps in the box! However Birdie was busy channeling her former homeless self. She’s a “domestic short hair” like everybody else in the house, but somehow she managed to poof out her fur as if she was battling the cold, cruel winds of central heating.

I swear she got into my Sarah McLachlan cd‘s. (I don’t allow the cats to watch those commercials.)

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It took me a moment to figure out WHY she was impersonating a sad street cat. Birdie is in a  deeply emotional relationship with the duvet on my bed and I had the gall to strip the bedding and wash the duvet cover in a fit of tidiness.

Since putting the duvet on the bed for cold weather, Birdie’s life has a new purpose. She talks to the duvet, she kneads it, she burrows into it, she creates little valleys and pockets to sleep in. I’ve never seen her happier than when she sleepily looks up from its polyester-filled folds. (This does not bode well for her warm weather emotional state.)

Washing and drying done, I made the bed. I selfishly wanted clean bedding for myself. I always forget that none of this is about me. Birdie and duvet reunited.

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Couple’s Time

It was love at first sight, tongue baths, and possessive snuggling in 2010. Like any couple, the relationship has changed over time. Neither one is as svelte as they were when they met.

They’ve hit some rough spots. Maybe his tongue baths have strayed to other ears. Maybe she has threatened to beat the ass of any bitch who dares touch her man. Things happen.

But she’s his lady. Time doesn’t change the common ground of winter time snuggles in an all-day sunspot.

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