If you have pets or even small children this will probably make sense.
As you start waking up, you also become aware that you are not alone. There are other warm lumps tucked in around and on you.
If you are like me, you want to know who is there, but don’t really want to upset the other sleepers. Myself, I want to know how many cats. Is a Two-Cat Morning? The Holy Grail Four-Cat Morning? So I start the laboriously slow process of reaching for my phone on the bed side table without moving the rest of my body. Phone successfully acquired, I try to angle my arm to capture photos of who is there. It’s a challenge.
Without me in the bed, it’s a Three-Cat Morning. #Caturday