As seen on TV, turkeys.

Don’t be jealous because your Thanksgiving dinner didn’t end at a DIY disco. 

Watch the dots move! Induce post-turkey seizures! Work off your mashed potatoes while doing the mashed potato. 
Pretend that you are starring in the movie Tron. Make a jump to light speed. 

All from the comfort of your own living/dining room. You just need one person in the room to make the “ssddth, ssddth, ssdth” rave noise.  I have a friend who needs this to compliment her rope light instant dance floor.