Feeling Stabby?

Tis the season…. for leaving knives in crosswalks? The extra long light gave me plenty of time for contemplation.

Practical question: Will this somehow end up in someone’s tire? (It was still there an hour later when I came back through. )

Wild speculation: The youths in my neighborhood are now carrying kitchen knives because they don’t understand switchblades.

Someone was plotting a stabbing, but reconsidered and threw the knife out the window so as not to be tempted.

Pumpkin carving contestant arrives at Finals without favorite knife. Chaos ensues.

Edward Scissorhands and/or Freddy Krueger were chewing their fingernails.

On the go whittling. Fucking hipsters.

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