Practical question: Will this somehow end up in someone’s tire? (It was still there an hour later when I came back through. )
Wild speculation: The youths in my neighborhood are now carrying kitchen knives because they don’t understand switchblades.
Someone was plotting a stabbing, but reconsidered and threw the knife out the window so as not to be tempted.
Edward Scissorhands and/or Freddy Krueger were chewing their fingernails.
On the go whittling. Fucking hipsters.