How to find me

Search terms: “how to apply moleskin to chub rub”

Yes, Fellow Chub Rub Enthusiasts, moleskin seems like an amazing master plan!

It is not.

Welcome to my blog. Read a heartwarming tale about my adventures and my fat inner thighs. Not as sexy as it sounds.

Search terms: “cat feline porn”

NO.

What the fuck is wrong with you and what were you hoping to find?

Ok. So…yea… you made it here. I’m not feeling super welcoming based on your choices. I did search my site to see what you might have found that fateful day. Finding the post, I will admit I did pepper that entry with “porn words.”

But you totally missed the “farmer porn.”

You’re welcome, perverts.

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