Oh, fuck no! I haven’t been on a date since 2006. My situation is basically the condemned Haunted Cavern Ride complete with echoes and cobwebs which in this case works because …..
(Yea, I’m in a weird relationship with my garden spider.)
That saucy minx had a tryst! I bet it was when she moved house. Way to get some, Bernie!
The egg sac appeared today (articles say there might be 3-4 of them) and Bernadette is a hot mess. Her web is tore up from the floor up, and only partially constructed. Also -WARNING TEENAGE GIRLS– her abdomen is all deflated and wrinkly. That body-ody-ody is not what it used to be.
In other news, I’m putting my house on the market because that sac could hatch up to a 1000 baby spiders come spring.