Sookie: “Stop it. I don’t want to be in your stupid picture.”
Me: “Then stop skulking around behind me. Lurker!”
Adding ridiculous photo filter of entirely fictional cat who actually likes me.
Sookie: “Now I really don’t want in your damned photo.”
Whoever creates the photo filter app that recognizes pet faces so I can put cartoon cat ears on my cats, will be a hero. Even as I type this, one is probably out there.