Need a laugh? ( Mmmm hmmmm)
Has the universe left a giant bag of flaming bullshit on your doorstep recently? (Yup!)
We were paper tigers: maybe more creepy than funny, but essentially harmless.
These were paper facial masks from the beauty section of Target. Buy 3, get one free, but my nephew wanted nothing to do with his mask or with the three of us.
My biggest regret was that I did not take a video of us making “tiger noises” because we totally were.
Also MomBert looks like Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Another missed video opportunity.