Birdie: “Why don’t you have this shit graded yet?”
Me, weeping into hands: “BECAUSE YOU WON’T MAKE DINNER OR RUN THE VACUUM!”
Brain:”Plus I spend the school day cleaning my government provided gun just in case bears show up. I just thought I was teaching a Dystopian unit, not living it.”
**With my 20 years of experience in public education, I can solidly say that any teacher carrying a firearm at school is a phenomenally bad plan. I cannot participate.
*** Just Google Devos and bears. The new Sith Lord of Education will probably send the secret education police out for me at midnight.