Day 1 back from almost two magical weeks of doing whatever (mostly) I damn well please. Little to no sleep. Because why would my body go to sleep, knowing that the alarm would go off at 5:45 am? Yeah!!!
I’m so tired, I’m pretty sure I hallucinated most of my work day.
This was an impulse buy at Target after school because ….caffeine.
And my hair is super crazy.
Multiple students today:”Hey, your hair looks nice. Did you do something different? Did you color it?”
Me multiple times today:”I ironed it because I can’t remember when I washed it last. Ironing it kills whatever is going on in there. The color is ‘old lady gray’ with ‘you need to dye your roots red.'”
Kids these days will cry at the drop of a hat. Weak.
MY KIDS took it upon themselves to make snacks today while I was at work.
I came home to an open cabinet, a gutted bag of relatively expensive cat food, and four guilty looking cats all sitting in the living room instead of meeting me in the kitchen as per usual.