-Morning mystery cat vomit: 1
Clean carpet zero: 0
-I brought a pair of underwear to work today in my hoodie.
Were they clean?
-Forced to take id photo in a fluorescent t-shirt that matches roughly 50% of the other humans and does nothing for my chin layers. Hair: unbrushed. There were no mirrors which was probably for the best.
-Could not fully enjoy obligatory staff bonding with impending doom of unpreparedness looming over my head. Only sort of enjoyed getting in a bathtub with 9 other people.
-Subsequently, repeatedly reminded myself and all others around me that I am a heinous, whiny bitch when trapped/stressed/generally in disagreement with the world. (I’m always “going to be better about this” but usually fail hard and predictably. I think the hardest part of the fail is when I consciously TRY to be good, and dial back the sarcasm and negativity, but another person specifically calls me out to make a shitty comment.)
-How is the Microsoft screen my Hotmail login? Why do updates keep raping every computer I need to use? Brain doesn’t understand!
-Brain cannot conceive of creating a document, re-saving as PDF, uploading to point A, moving to point B. What should be online? What should I make copies of? We’re going one to one so there is a push for much less paper and the neon sign in my brain keeps blinking “Clusterfuck ahead. Slower traffic use left lane.” Idk. I’m usually slower traffic.
-Was fairly certain it was edging on midnight based on how my eyes felt.
More like edging on 4 p.m.
-Neglected to make a plan for one of my classes. WTF? See the “thought it was midnight” and “looming unpreparedness” points.
-Need to find clean Spanx and a “real” bra. Probably not items stored in my hoodie.
-One of the cats has no special food. I don’t remember how to pack lunches.
The students arrive tomorrow.