Head for cover! Smallest, central room! No windows!
What do you mean we don’t have a basement!
Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen?!!!
Roving hordes of plague ridden 10-year olds?!!
Fortunately (for me), it is simply summer in Ohio, home of the random thunderstorm.
High thunderstorm probability means high probability of my cat pooping her kitten pants. Olivia feels that zombies would be preferable.