I was participating in retail therapy this afternoon. However the therapy doesn’t work when none of the retail seems appealing and I couldn’t find a utility belt that looks like Han Solo’s-whole other issue. Plus all of my allergy medication kicked in while I was in the shoe section at Nordstrom Rack. I probably should have stuck to thrift stores.
All was not lost because I also got this text while in Nordstrom Rack.
When nothing else is working out and your friend offers you free taxidermy!!!
Speechless! But that may have been the allergy meds.
Oh, she knows me. You had me at “gross, but ehhh.”
I suggested that bear needed a fedora or obnoxious golfing cap.
When a plan comes together. Maybe I should have said that the bear needed a wad of cash in its mouth.