Damn Unicorns

True story.

Unicorns are such dicks.

“Oh, my horn’s so shiny.”

“Look at my glossy mane.”

“I poop rainbows.”

***Thanks, random thrift store find. This was just what I needed. I swear Sunday actually induces depression and self-loathing. FYI: I took the frame apart-you’re welcome, Goodwill- and discovered that “unicorn” was taped over “no one.” No one can make you feel inferior without your consent except unicorns and Sunday.

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