In appreciation of my handsome black cat Miles.
*He is sleek, the sports car of cats.
*Black goes with everything. Clothes, furniture, food…everything.
*Black is slenderizing. When I hold Miles, I look super model thin.
*He takes formal black tie affairs very seriously.
*He’s solar powered. I assume that’s why he’s the only cat in the house who seeks out sun spots. He also makes an excellent heating pad.
*Miles is always ready for Halloween or to support my witchiness.
*If he curls up in a nook and closes his eyes, he will win all hide and seek games ever!
*It’s like owning a miniature panther without the fear that you will be killed by a spine severing bite to the neck.
*The ladies all dig his smooth moves. Cat and human females alike.
I found that there was some debate about whether the low adoption rates for black dogs and cats was a reality, a myth, or self-fulfilling prophecy. We think it’s true, therefore we’ve made unintentionally made it true. At any rate, shelters are full of a variety of animals of all color and stripe that need fur-ever homes.
**A quick visit to Colony Cats & Dogs today. Dash gave me face rubs.