First Day of Spring
Blessed Mother Earth,
Flora, fauna you will birth
I’d dance around my yard to celebrate,
Naked during an hour late
Communing with the Vernal Equinox,
But this weather is sucking cocks.
What the hell are you thinking?
Have you and Father Time been drinking?
It’s hard enough to survive ” spring forward”
Constant rain and gloom is untoward.
Seasonal Affective Disorder is a thing!
I need more than an extra hour’s light to know it’s spring!
As I desperately check my weather app,
I see that all you’ll send is crazy crap!
Tomorrow’s forecast of 62 is a heat wave!
But pairing it with a “40% chance of frozen mix” is depraved.