1. After white-knuckling across town on icy roads, Bella and I spent 3 hours with her oncologist this morning. I can grade like crazy when I have nothing to do, but sit at a table in a waiting room while someone pokes, prods, and x-rays my cat. Her blood work looks good, her x-rays were clear, she can restart her meds, and she did not pee on me or anyone else- success!
She has lost a half pound which is kind of a significant drop when you only weigh 10 pounds, so we need to work on meal time. I’m not sure if this is a “good patient” reward or payback for whoever Bella tore up in the exam room, but Med Vet felt she needed to leave with a holiday accessory.
2. Oh, Target, why do you tease me so? You are the skinny frie-nemy who totally says I can wear her clothes, but they will never fit. Why would you present me with a kitten in a toboggan but only in teenager size medium? You know Crazy Cat Ladies come in much bigger sizes than “ironic teen girl.”
3. I totally ordered my Christmas cards too soon. Target dollar bin added another layer to the madness.
If a cat dressed up as a tree falls over in the living room, does it make a noise or does it just poop in your shoes later?