Oh my God! What is wrong with me! Did I just immediately hit menopause and am now having EVERY SINGLE HOT FLASH SIMULTANEOUSLY?!!
What is wrong with me?!
There are flames coming through my skin. WTF!
I might be sick. My stomach was a little dicey yesterday and today. All my students are starting to get tragic and puny from being back in the germ pool.
Everything I’ve eaten did exit my body via the rear exit about an hour ago.
And there was corn.
Dear God, I did not eat corn.

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